3 months ago with 51,067 notes

senatortedcruz:

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10 hours ago with 20,950 notes

boxingcleverrr:

bethany-sensei:

ysabelmystic:

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

Stay safe, y’all.

also if you’re going into water intentionally (cleanup, obviously as things RECEDE), PROTECT YOUR EYES. Flood water is NASTY AS HELL and you will be getting a tetanus booster right off the bat if you end up in the ER for any reason.

22 hours ago with 27,078 notes

liebestode:

there’s no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don’t want us to express ourselves

22 hours ago with 38,614 notes

montymollusk:

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

22 hours ago with 6,857 notes

dykelliewilliams:

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1 day ago with 4,072 notes

scramratz:

I see so many older lesbians at the post office! Yesterday one walked in while I was shipping off a package, and her face lit up as soon as she saw me! We met eyes and shared the same thought

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1 day ago with 566 notes

sapphicinsatin:

bowserwife:

Do you ever see an apartment listing so bad you wanna message the landlord just to tell them to go fuck themselves

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yeah

1 day ago with 3,140 notes

tens-tensor-tensest:

God grant me the serenity to ignore the posters I cannot reason with, the courage to close the app, and the wisdom to destroy my phone with a hammer.

2 days ago with 64,709 notes

barbieist:

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

2 days ago with 588 notes

talkshowhost1996:

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2 days ago with 57,973 notes

homeboygirl:

reblog to explode a landlord

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